If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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