I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
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he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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