so explain again why im purple
no
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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