just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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