You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Come see our sink grown plant.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
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Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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