I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
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I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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