It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
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You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
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He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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