I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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