i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
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My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
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What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
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There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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