I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
They took my balls.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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