wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Randomize
