Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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