On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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