we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
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