You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
