i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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