What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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