so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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