She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
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PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
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WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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