I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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