He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
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He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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