Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
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So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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