is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
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I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
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Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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