worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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