I accidentally burped into my bong.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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