i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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