I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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