I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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