dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Barsexuality is the new black.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
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you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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