butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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