everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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