North Korea, Best Korea!
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
He better not be in your backpack
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I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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