Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
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Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
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Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
is that a dick in a sweater?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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