he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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