ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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