Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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