My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
operation harelip BJ is a go
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
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just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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