Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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