guys are not supposed to queef...right?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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