I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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