I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
