He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
they need to just BURY HIM!
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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