please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
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I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
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Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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