Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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