After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
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I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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