To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Randomize
