If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
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so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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