For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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