we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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