I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
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on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
tell me about the fingering
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