So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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