How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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