yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
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found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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