no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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