Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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