When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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