I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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