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At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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