I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
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Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
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If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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