I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
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Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
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Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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